Spending quality time with your kids is vital for their emotional health. It just shows them how much you love them and care for them. When your kids grow up, they’ll only remember those quirky and funny moments you had together. the moment when you told the funny jokes and you played with them.
They won’t remember how many clothes you bought, how many food varieties were served on the table or how many toys you gifted them. They’ll only remember those small meaningful moments you had together. That quality time every child craves with their parents. Those cosy Friday nights when they get to stay up a little longer than their usual bedtime. having conversations with you and their other siblings or assembling a puzzle together. It’s those cute little memories that will matter to them.
And one of many ways you can make this happen is by telling funny jokes that will make them crack up. this will make you seem cool to your children and will help you build those good memories for life. without mentioning the joy you’ll feel when you see your kids happy and content.
the best funny jokes for kids
1.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
-because it felt crumbly
2.
why did the tomato blush?
-Because it saw the salad dressing
3.
why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon?
-Because it was full
4.
What did one volcano say to the other?
-I lava you
5
what kind of tree fits in your hand?
-A palm tree
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6.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
-Because he wanted to go to high school.
7.
Why was six afraid of seven?
-Because 7,8,9 (seven ate nine)
8.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
-It wasn’t peeling well.
9.
Where do sheep go on vacation?
-The baa-hamas
10.
What did one wall say to the other?
-I’ll meet you at the corner
11.
Why do you go to bed every night?
-Because bed can’t come to you.
12.
What’s the centre of gravity
-The letter “v”
13.
What music are balloons scared of?
-Pop music
14.
What do you call a funny mountain?
-Hill-arious
15.
How do you know the moon has had enough food?
-When it’s full 🌝
16.
What did the calculator say to the students?
-You can count on me
17.
What’s a snake’s favourite subject?
-Hisssstory
18.
why are leopards so bad at playing hide and seek?
-Because they’re always spotted
19.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
-Because it was stuffed.
20.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
-Because they lactose.(lack toes)
21.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
-Because it was two-tired.
22.
Why did the maths book look so sad?
-Because it had too many problems
23.
Why did an old man fall into a well?
-Because he couldn’t see that well!
24.
What’s yellow and smells like blue paint?
-Yellow paint!
25.
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
-They go to the moo-vies!
26.
Which vegetable do sailors hate the most?
-Leeks!
27.
What kind of room doesn’t have doors?
-A mushroom!
28.
What kind of key opens a banana?
-A mon-key!
29.
What does a cow call an earthquake?
-A milkshake!
30.
What made the triangle feel sorry for the circle?
-Because it’s pointless!
31.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
-A “B!”
32.
What happened when 19 and 20 got into a fight?
-Twenty-one
33.
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?
-“I’ll ketch up!”
34.
Why was the rabbit happy?
-Because some-bunny loved him!
35.
Would February be March?
-No, but April May.
36.
What did one loaf of bread say to the other?
-I loaf you. ❤️
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